Mintalyptus

If you haven’t heard the classic tale of Mintalyptus, here is the short version: Mintalyptus was an axe wielding, flannel wearing T-Rex that lived during the late cretaceous period. He used to use other dinosribs as toothpicks. He drank ice cold beer he made himself from lake water. He attracted more dino-ladies than a volcano bonfire serving s’mores at midnight. He also smelled like an invigorating blend of eucalyptus and mint, because that’s what he spent all day rolling in.

Want to smell like Mintalyptus and rule the world? Here’s your chance. It’s ruggedly splendid. In truth, it can bring the stone age splendor all the way up to modern times. You’ll totally waft of success, while giving off that, “Wait a second, is that guy pure man, like pure caveman essence?” It’s awesome, because you’re magnetism will be unmatched. It’s even awesomer because you’re the dude that can pull it off.

A modern day Mintalyptus? If you can handle it, it’s the essence of everything, all in one bar. Boo-ya!