Lumberjack

Does it smell like triumph, manliness and an explosion of someone absolutely crushing it in here, or is that just the Lumber Jack soap?

Sure, you’re busy. You’ve probably been out all day, chopping down oak trees, hunting big game and sweating nothing but the tears of lesser men out there in the wild.

We get it. The good news is that we’ve got a soap for you. Can it help you stand toe to toe with a grizzly bear during a prime time boxing match at dusk? You’re damn right it can

With this soap applied, not only will you be rocking a manly scent of pine with a hint of fruit, you’ll get that smell all up in your nostrils and say to yourself, “I can take that bear down while I’m blindfolded with one armed tied behind my back, wearing nothing but a beach towel.”

You’re right, you can.

This soap creates such an aura of pure winning, you’ll feel like it’s suds have created an invisible shield of power all up on your body. Frankly, it’s like lathering up with 100% pure success all day, every day.

So, the question is not, “Is this soap right for me?” The answer to that, my manly friend, is “Hell yes.”The real question is: can you handle this soap making you the most awesome version of yourself you’ve ever imagined in your wildest dreams.

Yes, even wilder than that dream you had where you could lift up a log cabin, drain a 30 pack and then kick over a mountain.

Lumber Jack soap: Buckle up, it’s go time.