Lemongrass

Guy. Let’s be honest for just a second, shall we? You’re absolutely destroying it at life. You’ve got almost everything figured out.

You’ve got your routine. You’ve got your hobbies. You’re the king of your friends. You probably even have a line of ladies who are arguing over how to get your attention.

One thing you don’t have though - Lemon Grass all up on that temple of yours.

Here’s what we’ll do, just because it’s you. You’re manly enough, so we’ll sell you some. We don’t do this for just anyone. If you were some lame brain zero, it would be off limits, but we think you can handle the power.

Lemon Grass has absolutely no nonsense in it. It’s a clean, refreshing scent that will knock you back to a lemon f ield in 1939. So raw, so fresh, so crisp. You can imagine standing in the meadow, surrounded by lemons that make you want to float on a cloud and give the sun a high five.

Even better news: Sure, the sun will take that high five, but once you start lathering up with this Lemon Grass soap, you’d better get your hand ready - because you’re going to be a recipient of about a trillion high fives as every single person within sniffing distance of you is going to be like, “HEY BRO, YOU SMELL LIKE ABSOLUTE DOMINATION!”

We think you’re man enough to smell like that. So are you ready?

Lemon Grass Soap: It’s time to smell like perfection.